Amidst a sudden inundation of other products this review did get put on the back-burner a bit, but a few readers have asked me when I was going to get around to posting it finally, so I’ve decided to make it a priority this week, and you can read it all below.
The dildo is manufactured from 100% platinum silicone in Fleshjack’s standard pale flesh-tone. It’s the same softer silicone silicone that they’ve been using in all their dildos for the past few years, since moving away from the type I spoke of in my Pierre Fitch review. It’s a really lovely material to squeeze as it has a lot of give in the surface, and it’s easy to bend back and forth, and even twist or stretch slightly. It reminds me somewhat of that same feeling I get from the Tantus Amsterdam, and that’s part of why I like it so much. The quality of construction is also completely faultless, something which I’ve come to expect from these toys, and I cannot find a single flaw on it to complain about, nor is there a mould-line in sight.
As is the standard with any Fleshjack dildo the Marcus Mojo is exceptionally detailed, and unquestionably the closest anatomical replica you can currently get in a sex toy. I’ve yet to find any other company which has been able to duplicate a penis as faithfully as Fleshjack, and they really must be recognised for that. The silicone exquisitely captures all of the finer points of the human penis, including the grain of the skin, small veins along the surface of the shaft, and every wrinkle and hair follicle of the scrotum. You really could spend a significant amount of time examining every inch of its surface, and there’d always be a little something new there to see.
The dildo starts off with a modestly-sized yet nicely-shaped head which sits perched atop the shaft, and which exhibits this quirky feature of an almost “pouty” meatus protruding from the opening to the urethra. The head itself has quite a lot of texture to it, both visually and to the touch, and especially when compared with far smoother-feeling Kevin Warhol, making it look comparatively older. Just behind the head there’s a little remnant of frenulum which joins onto the shaft and provides a small piece of raised detail. The shaft itself is rather a interesting shape because it does a lot of different things at the same time. It curves all the way around to the left hand side like a banana, whilst also managing to curve up slightly at the tip, and throughout its entire length it’s not even remotely uniform in thickness. Directly behind the head it measures as little as 4 1/2″ around, but it steadily increases in size until it’s almost 5 1/4″ right at the point where it joins up with the balls, and it’s very much this aspect of the shape that leads to it feeling smaller than the Kevin Warhol in hand. The surface of the shaft features a huge amount of detail, namely in the form of veins which cover a large proportion of it. These bulging blood vessels leave the shaft looking and feeling extremely bumpy and textured, far more so than any of the other dildos that I’ve encountered from this range, and that’s something to bear in mind depending on how smooth you like your dildos. The balls that sit at the base of the shaft aren’t exactly the most enticing shape I’ve ever seen, looking like one half of of a small avocado, but they’re a reasonable size and quite unobtrusive. Overall it’s a debatably attractive dildo, at least from my perspective; from some angles it looks cute, like an object that’s small but perfectly formed, and from other angles it just looks a bit lumpy and twisted about, but it’s definitely unique and definitely Marcus Mojo. I have a certain fondness for it, but I do prefer the Kevin Warhol, and that’s really an individual matter to consider when choosing a smaller Fleshjack dildo.
When it comes down to how the dildo performs in use it’s actually remarkably similar to the Kevin Warhol, just to draw that comparison again for only the half-dozenth time. When you pick up a dildo like this you’re not going to be under any illusion that it’s going to be the most filling toy in the world, but somehow dildos of this type hold the secret that they’re actually really good for prostate stimulation, and that’s a secret that I’m always overjoyed to uncover. Because of its size it’s especially well suited as a starter dildo, or just for someone who has no desire to ever go big, so it’s good to be able to pack all that stimulation into such a small package, and be able to offer it to a wider range of potential users.
The tip of the dildo eases gently into the body thanks to its shape, and you feel a small bump from the coronal ridge as the sphincter passes over it and down onto the shaft. As you push the dildo deeper into the body you become quite aware of the veiny textured surface of the shaft, but thanks to the soft nature of the silicone it’s not an overwhelming sensation, though it does help to use a little extra lube and keep the muscle fully relaxed at all times. Due to the modest length of the dildo it’s quite easy to insert the whole thing in one go, and even sit down on top of it like a butt plug without causing any discomfort to yourself.
As always there are a couple of ways that you can opt to use the dildo; the balls at the base give a nice low centre of gravity, so you can stand it upright somewhere and ride it without it toppling over, or alternatively they make a really nice handle to grab onto and manually thrust with, whatever suits you best. If you prefer the riding option then it can be handy to prop it up on a pillow or something first, just to give it a little extra height whilst you’re using it. The amount of flex in the material means that the dildo can bend around all inside the body and gives a really comfortable ride, but it also holds its shape well enough that if you accidentally slip off the end of it then you can sit right back down without having to worry about guiding it into place.
My favourite discovery from thrusting with the dildo is that it works a treat on the prostate. This isn’t really something I should be surprised by, as it pretty much mirrors my experience with the Kevin Warhol dildo, but the truth is that I never really know how these toys are going to work out until I try them first hand. There was also a time not so long ago when I thought that I needed something big and bulbous to hit my prostate, so there are discoveries aplenty. I find that the best way to work on the prostate with the Marcus Mojo is to thrust quickly; it’s that constant back and forth action that has the flexible shaft bending around inside you and massaging the prostate with each stroke. It actually doesn’t even matter which way around you have the dildo inserted; with the tip curving backwards towards your spine it’s the middle of the shaft that rubs the prostate as you thrust, and with it facing the opposite direction it’s that coronal ridge that gets you on each stroke. I can’t help but feel that the veiny texture of the shaft also plays a part, much in the way that the crosses on the Tantus Amsterdam can be felt. Because it’s a fast thrusting dildo it also helps that it’s a short dildo, because with long dildos you always have to hold yourself back a little, just in case you slip and plough straight into the top of the rectum with it. The worst that can happen here is that the balls of the dildo bump into your perineum. Obviously the downside to the dildo is that it’s not all that filling. I admitted at the start that I am a bit of a size queen, but it’s not purely a visual thing, I also like to feel a bit of a stretch; the larger plugs are my friend. The thing is, the size is something you only really miss right at the start. Once you start thrusting and get that sense of what it’s doing to your prostate, you really don’t give any further thought to what it might be lacking. It completely captivates your attention with what’s good about it. That means that it’s going to be a treat for a beginner who needs it to be small, and equally for someone like me who typically goes bigger.
The dildo comes packaged inside a cardboard box, but something a little more than just an ordinary box. The box is black for the most part, and adorned with various brand logos and images of Marcus holding his dildo, but the front of the box is actually a door which can be opened. The flap is held down with velcro, but once opened you can see the contents of the box inside clearly through a plastic window. The dildo is held securely inside the box by a plastic tray which is moulded to the shape of it. On the whole the packaging is nice and it’s perfectly suited to storing the dildo in long term.
So for the inevitable conclusion. We’ve already proven before that smaller dildos can equal a good time anally, and this is no different, so I’m going to treat this as a bit of a weigh up of the Marcus Mojo versus the Kevin Warhol. They’re both in the same sort of size category, so I see this as the main choice that people will be contemplating. As far as I’m concerned they both perform pretty equally in the prostate department, so what decides it will be down to other factors. If you prefer a little more texture then go for the Marcus. If you prefer your dildos to be smoother then it’s the Kevin for you. If you prefer the look and feel of a circumcised penis then go with the Marcus. If you prefer a foreskin on your dildo then choose Kevin. What it’s probably going to come down to though is which porn star you prefer, because I know that’s what sways me when I buy these. Personally I’m drawn to the Kevin a little more; I think he’s the cuter guy and has the better-looking dick, but if you’re more a Marcus fan then I still give it my recommendation. It’s another fab dildo from Fleshjack, suited to everyone who likes their toys on the smaller side.
The Marcus Mojo dildo is available from Esmale where there’s currently 20% off everything, and you can get an extra 10% off by using the code ‘INCEND10’ at the checkout.
Alternatively you can purchase it directly from Fleshjack, along with the other Fleshjack Boys, and they ship from locations in the US, Canada, Australia, and Spain: