Austin Wilde Dildo

A few weeks ago I was contacted by the folks over at Toys 4 Naughty Boys who asked if I’d be interested in doing a review for them. As tempted as I was by many of the products I saw on their site, once I discovered they had a selection of Fleshjack Boys I knew exactly what I was asking for. 
 
Today I’m going to be looking at the dildo of none other than gay porn star and 35-year-old founder of GuysInSweatpants.com, Austin Wilde. This makes the 11th Fleshjack Boys dildo in my collection, not that I’m obsessed or anything, but I really do love them. 
 

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Kris Evans Dildo

Five months ago, back in May, I had the fortune of stumbling across some Fleshjack dildos on sale for a ridiculously low price, and such is my love for all things Fleshjack I couldn’t resist picking up the Kris Evans and Cody Cummings dildos for only £30 for the pair. 
Since then I’ve largely put off reviewing them as I find that unfortunately it all starts to sound the same whenever I talk about one, but as it happened this afternoon I saw a few photos of Kris Evans on Tumblr and had a sudden hankering to whip out his dildo, and I thought if I’m going to use it I might as well review it!

I have to admit that originally the Kris Evans wasn’t on my list of dildos that I desired. He’s not a porn performer that I’m especially into, and there are a few oddities about the dildo that I found slightly off-putting, but that said I couldn’t be more pleased to have it in my collection now.

The dildo is precisely what you’d expect if you’ve ever experienced one from Fleshjack before; an incredibly detailed and realistic replica of a penis. It’s the most like-life facsimile of a body part you could imagine, and the closest you’re going to be able to get to exploring Kris Evans’ manhood in all it’s three-dimensional glory. No matter how you choose to survey it, by eye, by touch, by mouth, in terms of pure visual authenticity nothing comes close to what Fleshjack do, and they really are the best on the market. That’s not all, however, because they do a credible job of making sure they feel real too.

Starting right down at the base of the dildo the Kris Evans has possibly the perfect pair of balls. If you’ve ever seen him in porn then typically they’re hanging low and swinging pendulously as they slap into the backside of his scene partner, but here they’re tight and tucked up below the thick shaft, looking in perfect proportion. They’re big, full, round, equally sized, perfectly symmetrical, separated by a pronounced raphe running the length of the scrotum, and beautifully textured with little bumps and creases. It’s not really an area of a dildo of great importance, or deserving of much attention, but somehow they stand out through their uniformity, and they also make for a nice sturdy footing when standing the dildo up anywhere.

The shaft of the dildo sprouts out of the balls revealing its impressive girth, enticing you to wrap a hand around it and give it a squeeze. It’s only 5 5/8″ in circumference, which doesn’t seem like an awful lot compared to the Dolph Lambert which is pushing 6″, but nevertheless it feels thick between your fingers and palm. It’s a beautiful straight shaft pointing up towards the sky, covered in a smooth skin where you can faintly make out the grain. There’s plenty of other rich detailing to catch your eye too; a few surface capillaries appear throughout the skin, while the larger veins meander up either side of the dildo before wrapping around underneath and converging towards the frenulum. Toward the top of the shaft there’s a ridge of bunched up skin where the retracted foreskin lies loosely 3/8″ behind the head, and this continues around to form a pronounced frenulum which attaches to the base of the glans. 

The head is probably my least favourite part of the dildo. The shape of it is mostly fine, though it is perhaps a little narrow and could be plumper, but what I really dislike is the texture. To me the glans of a penis should be perfectly smooth and shiny, that’s what looks healthy and attractive, but the head of the Kris Evans dildo is covered completely in little bumps. To start with I thought I’d find this really unappealing, but it’s actually tolerable in person while still not ideal. It’s mostly a visual issue, because while it may not look that aesthetically pleasing it’s not a great bother to the touch, or even if you’re inclined to put it into your mouth. Aside from the textured surface the only other point of detail on the head is the opening of the urinary meatus, which is rather small and shallow, and not especially noticeable. 

The dildo is made from Fleshjack‘s own formula of platinum silicone, which is one of the safest and most hygienic sex toy materials on the market. It’s a reasonably soft type of silicone, with a nice amount of squish and flexibility to it, similar to that of the Tantus Pack ‘n’ Play, but a little firmer. I am particularly fond of this material, though it would enhance the realism if it were slightly on the softer side, especially when it comes to squeezing the head. 

In terms of use it really is a fantastic dildo and gives a great experience of what it must feel like to be with Kris Evans. The dildo is 7 1/2″ long in total, with just over 6″ that is useable, so it’s possible to get the entire thing in and sit on it without much struggle. Because the head isn’t too big or bulbous it slips in pretty easily, and the softness of the silicone ensures a comfortable entry. As you slide down the shaft you don’t really feel much of a bump from either the coronal ridge or the fold of foreskin below it, but the girth of the dildo is pleasantly filling, especially the further along you get. As the dildo is highly detailed this translates to texture in the surface, and it can feel a little rough if you use insufficient lube or something too thin. With plenty of thick anal lube it’s not a problem at all, and the texture just provides a nice bit of added sensation against the sphincter. While the dildo doesn’t really have any curve to it as such, the slight lean of the head is enough to alter how it feels depending on orientation, and my personal preference is to have it with the balls facing forward so that the tilt of the head follows the natural curve of the rectum. If you’re thrusting by hand then the balls make a great chunky handle to grip, but if you prefer to ride it then they perform even better as a stabilising base, so you needn’t worry too much about it toppling over. Once you get a good rhythmic thrusting going then it really feels great; you can feel the flexible shaft bending around inside you, and something about the shape of it allows it to really penetrate deep into you without discomfort. There’s definitely a psychological element to it, knowing whose penis it is and what it’s doing to you as you really thrust long, hard, and deep. On a purely physical note though it really does a number on the prostate, and that thick filling shaft rubs up against it intensely with each thrust. The central column which protrudes from the underside of the shaft seems to contribute to the overall effectiveness of the dildo, as there’s an added sensation to be felt beyond that which is usually apparent. In a way I find it quite an addictive toy, as once you get going with it you only want to continue, perpetually generating more of those wonderful prostate sensations. 

The dildo comes in Fleshjack‘s standard cardboard box packaging which I’ve spoken of a million times. It’s great display packaging, but it’s too large for practical home storage, though the photos on the exterior do make you somewhat reluctant to toss it out immediately.

So, the Kris Evans dildo, what’s the verdict? It has to be one that I’d recommend. Everything that Fleshjack have put into this dildo is to be commended, from the materials to the quality of construction, but the real praise must go to nature for bestowing Kris Evans with this wonderfully shaped dick. Sure it may not have the prettiest head, but everything else is picture perfect, and all that I’ve experienced from using it makes me understand why his scene partners always seem to have such a happy look on their faces. It’s definitely one to buy.
The Kris Evans Dildo is available from from Esmale where there’s currently 15% off everything, and you can get an extra 10% off when you use the code ‘INCEND10’ at the checkout.

Alternatively you can buy it directly from Fleshjack.

Marcus Mojo Dildo

A couple of months back Fleshjack kindly offered to send me a product cast from one of their newer Fleshjack Boys, and while it was a tough choice choosing from all those lovely guys, I ended up picking out the Marcus Mojo dildo. Marcus is a model I’ve watched in porn a few times in the past, and I thought it might be fun to vary things up a bit and go for a dildo that was a little more modest, a la the Kevin Warhol.
Amidst a sudden inundation of other products this review did get put on the back-burner a bit, but a few readers have asked me when I was going to get around to posting it finally, so I’ve decided to make it a priority this week, and you can read it all below.

On first impressions the Marcus Mojo is a cute little thing to behold. I’d say that it’s not much to look at but that would be a lie; it’s actually quite an aesthetically pleasing dildo, and in fact that’s what drew me to it originally, it’s just that more accurately there’s not much of it to look at. From a purely visual standpoint it doesn’t do a great deal to get my size-queen motor running, and that’s a quirk of mine that I’m at peace with. Simply no matter how attractive and well proportioned it may be its diminutive size just doesn’t excite me in the way that pulling out one of the bigger guys’ dildos does, and that’s always been one of the major selling points of the Fleshjack range for me. The large dildos represent that porn star fantasy, from the moment you lay eyes on their burgeoning girth and towering length, to when you grab the shaft firmly with two hands that barely reach all the way around, and imagine what you’re going to do with it. The Marcus Mojo on the other hand is a little bit closer to reality; he may be a ripped porn hunk with muscles as far as the eye can see, but his manhood is more of a below-average Joe. This needn’t necessarily be a negative though, as for many a smaller-sized penis can be preferable, and as I’ll explain later there’s more to a dildo than just how big it is.
From a numeric stance the Marcus Mojo measures in at 6″ long, with 4 3/4″ insertable, and an average circumference of 4 7/8″, putting it pretty close in size to the Kevin Warhol, whilst still managing to take the spot as the smallest dildo that Fleshjack makes. The difference in size is most noticeable not only when you place them side by side, but when you hold them by the shaft one in each hand, and physically feel how much thinner the Marcus Mojo is, in part due to its less uniform shape.

The dildo is manufactured from 100% platinum silicone in Fleshjack’s standard pale flesh-tone. It’s the same softer silicone silicone that they’ve been using in all their dildos for the past few years, since moving away from the type I spoke of in my Pierre Fitch review. It’s a really lovely material to squeeze as it has a lot of give in the surface, and it’s easy to bend back and forth, and even twist or stretch slightly. It reminds me somewhat of that same feeling I get from the Tantus Amsterdam, and that’s part of why I like it so much. The quality of construction is also completely faultless, something which I’ve come to expect from these toys, and I cannot find a single flaw on it to complain about, nor is there a mould-line in sight.

As is the standard with any Fleshjack dildo the Marcus Mojo is exceptionally detailed, and unquestionably the closest anatomical replica you can currently get in a sex toy. I’ve yet to find any other company which has been able to duplicate a penis as faithfully as Fleshjack, and they really must be recognised for that. The silicone exquisitely captures all of the finer points of the human penis, including the grain of the skin, small veins along the surface of the shaft, and every wrinkle and hair follicle of the scrotum. You really could spend a significant amount of time examining every inch of its surface, and there’d always be a little something new there to see.

The dildo starts off with a modestly-sized yet nicely-shaped head which sits perched atop the shaft, and which exhibits this quirky feature of an almost “pouty” meatus protruding from the opening to the urethra. The head itself has quite a lot of texture to it, both visually and to the touch, and especially when compared with far smoother-feeling Kevin Warhol, making it look comparatively older. Just behind the head there’s a little remnant of frenulum which joins onto the shaft and provides a small piece of raised detail. The shaft itself is rather a interesting shape because it does a lot of different things at the same time. It curves all the way around to the left hand side like a banana, whilst also managing to curve up slightly at the tip, and throughout its entire length it’s not even remotely uniform in thickness. Directly behind the head it measures as little as 4 1/2″ around, but it steadily increases in size until it’s almost 5 1/4″ right at the point where it joins up with the balls, and it’s very much this aspect of the shape that leads to it feeling smaller than the Kevin Warhol in hand. The surface of the shaft features a huge amount of detail, namely in the form of veins which cover a large proportion of it. These bulging blood vessels leave the shaft looking and feeling extremely bumpy and textured, far more so than any of the other dildos that I’ve encountered from this range, and that’s something to bear in mind depending on how smooth you like your dildos. The balls that sit at the base of the shaft aren’t exactly the most enticing shape I’ve ever seen, looking like one half of of a small avocado, but they’re a reasonable size and quite unobtrusive. Overall it’s a debatably attractive dildo, at least from my perspective; from some angles it looks cute, like an object that’s small but perfectly formed, and from other angles it just looks a bit lumpy and twisted about, but it’s definitely unique and definitely Marcus Mojo. I have a certain fondness for it, but I do prefer the Kevin Warhol, and that’s really an individual matter to consider when choosing a smaller Fleshjack dildo.

When it comes down to how the dildo performs in use it’s actually remarkably similar to the Kevin Warhol, just to draw that comparison again for only the half-dozenth time. When you pick up a dildo like this you’re not going to be under any illusion that it’s going to be the most filling toy in the world, but somehow dildos of this type hold the secret that they’re actually really good for prostate stimulation, and that’s a secret that I’m always overjoyed to uncover. Because of its size it’s especially well suited as a starter dildo, or just for someone who has no desire to ever go big, so it’s good to be able to pack all that stimulation into such a small package, and be able to offer it to a wider range of potential users.

The tip of the dildo eases gently into the body thanks to its shape, and you feel a small bump from the coronal ridge as the sphincter passes over it and down onto the shaft. As you push the dildo deeper into the body you become quite aware of the veiny textured surface of the shaft, but thanks to the soft nature of the silicone it’s not an overwhelming sensation, though it does help to use a little extra lube and keep the muscle fully relaxed at all times. Due to the modest length of the dildo it’s quite easy to insert the whole thing in one go, and even sit down on top of it like a butt plug without causing any discomfort to yourself.

As always there are a couple of ways that you can opt to use the dildo; the balls at the base give a nice low centre of gravity, so you can stand it upright somewhere and ride it without it toppling over, or alternatively they make a really nice handle to grab onto and manually thrust with, whatever suits you best. If you prefer the riding option then it can be handy to prop it up on a pillow or something first, just to give it a little extra height whilst you’re using it. The amount of flex in the material means that the dildo can bend around all inside the body and gives a really comfortable ride, but it also holds its shape well enough that if you accidentally slip off the end of it then you can sit right back down without having to worry about guiding it into place.

My favourite discovery from thrusting with the dildo is that it works a treat on the prostate. This isn’t really something I should be surprised by, as it pretty much mirrors my experience with the Kevin Warhol dildo, but the truth is that I never really know how these toys are going to work out until I try them first hand. There was also a time not so long ago when I thought that I needed something big and bulbous to hit my prostate, so there are discoveries aplenty. I find that the best way to work on the prostate with the Marcus Mojo is to thrust quickly; it’s that constant back and forth action that has the flexible shaft bending around inside you and massaging the prostate with each stroke. It actually doesn’t even matter which way around you have the dildo inserted; with the tip curving backwards towards your spine it’s the middle of the shaft that rubs the prostate as you thrust, and with it facing the opposite direction it’s that coronal ridge that gets you on each stroke. I can’t help but feel that the veiny texture of the shaft also plays a part, much in the way that the crosses on the Tantus Amsterdam can be felt. Because it’s a fast thrusting dildo it also helps that it’s a short dildo, because with long dildos you always have to hold yourself back a little, just in case you slip and plough straight into the top of the rectum with it. The worst that can happen here is that the balls of the dildo bump into your perineum. Obviously the downside to the dildo is that it’s not all that filling. I admitted at the start that I am a bit of a size queen, but it’s not purely a visual thing, I also like to feel a bit of a stretch; the larger plugs are my friend. The thing is, the size is something you only really miss right at the start. Once you start thrusting and get that sense of what it’s doing to your prostate, you really don’t give any further thought to what it might be lacking. It completely captivates your attention with what’s good about it. That means that it’s going to be a treat for a beginner who needs it to be small, and equally for someone like me who typically goes bigger.

The dildo comes packaged inside a cardboard box, but something a little more than just an ordinary box. The box is black for the most part, and adorned with various brand logos and images of Marcus holding his dildo, but the front of the box is actually a door which can be opened. The flap is held down with velcro, but once opened you can see the contents of the box inside clearly through a plastic window. The dildo is held securely inside the box by a plastic tray which is moulded to the shape of it. On the whole the packaging is nice and it’s perfectly suited to storing the dildo in long term.

So for the inevitable conclusion. We’ve already proven before that smaller dildos can equal a good time anally, and this is no different, so I’m going to treat this as a bit of a weigh up of the Marcus Mojo versus the Kevin Warhol. They’re both in the same sort of size category, so I see this as the main choice that people will be contemplating. As far as I’m concerned they both perform pretty equally in the prostate department, so what decides it will be down to other factors. If you prefer a little more texture then go for the Marcus. If you prefer your dildos to be smoother then it’s the Kevin for you. If you prefer the look and feel of a circumcised penis then go with the Marcus. If you prefer a foreskin on your dildo then choose Kevin. What it’s probably going to come down to though is which porn star you prefer, because I know that’s what sways me when I buy these. Personally I’m drawn to the Kevin a little more; I think he’s the cuter guy and has the better-looking dick, but if you’re more a Marcus fan then I still give it my recommendation. It’s another fab dildo from Fleshjack, suited to everyone who likes their toys on the smaller side.

The Marcus Mojo dildo is available from Esmale where there’s currently 20% off everything, and you can get an extra 10% off by using the code ‘INCEND10’ at the checkout.

Alternatively you can purchase it directly from Fleshjack, along with the other Fleshjack Boys, and they ship from locations in the US, Canada, Australia, and Spain:

 

Mick Lovell Dildo

Apparently if there’s one thing more than any other that I just can’t get enough of then it’s these realistic dildos from Fleshjack, because it’s about to be that time again. Here is my seventh review of one of these toys, and this time the penis in question belongs to one of Belami Online‘s few American actors, Mick Lovell.

Mick Lovell is tall, athletic, baby-faced, and well hung, yet if I’m honest he probably doesn’t have the most attractive cock I’ve ever seen in porn, and typically aesthetics are what would draw me to a dildo of this sort. What he does have, though, is an interestingly-shaped penis, and after seeing it thrusting vigorously in and out of various perky European bums in countless porn videos, it was enough for me to really wonder how it must feel to be on the receiving end of that. One handy sale later and I’m the proud owner of this limb-like piece of male anatomy.
The Mick Lovell is easily one of the bigger dildos that Fleshjack makes, and pretty much in line with what you’d expect from a porn star. The dildo has a total length of 7 3/4″, and of that a maximum of 6 1/2″ are actually usable for insertion. The thickness of the dildo varies a fair amount throughout, starting at only 5″ just below the head. Around the middle of the shaft the girth comes in at an impressive 6 1/4″, and it maintains this circumference down to the base despite some variations in shape along the way.

The dildo is like a towering obelisk of a sex toy, starting off with a reasonably-sized head which somehow still manages to appear too small for the gargantuan shaft it sits atop. It’s a fairly nice looking head with a deep groove by the meatus (the opening into the urethra) which almost clefts the underside of the glans in two, but it does have a slight leathery texture to it which detracts from the appearance. The shaft directly below the head is quite narrow, making the coronal ridge appear rather pronounced on all sides, projecting out as much as 3/16″ in places, and there is some detailing in the immediate vicinity, such as frenulum remnants on the underside and a few raised veins. From its modest beginnings the shaft steadily continues to increase in size with an even taper, broadening out like a cone until it reaches the widest point at the very middle of the shaft, after which it begins to narrow again slightly as the remainder of the length makes its way down towards the balls. What’s interesting about the shaft is how much the shape changes depending on the angle from which you’re looking at it, because this broad middle section is only apparent when you’re looking at the dildo from the front or back, and when viewed from either side it appears that the widest point is right down at the base where the shaft sprouts from the balls. This is because the shaft has a very irregular cross-section; near to the base the third column of erectile tissue is very prominent, giving the dildo a width measurement of 2″ from left to right and 2″ from front to back, but by the time you reach the middle of the dildo this central column has all but disappeared, reducing the front to back measurement to only 1 3/4″, while the left to right measurement grows to 2 1/4″. It’s like going from an almost circular cross-section at the base to a wide flat oval in middle, which then continues as a narrowing oval up towards the head. I think of it almost like a cobra with its hood expanded, the way the middle is so broad and flat below the head and the whole shaft curves forwards ever so slightly, but I’ll spare you a trouser-snake joke. At the very base of the shaft is an impressive-looking pair of large and asymmetric balls. The right testicle is notably much larger than the left, and it hangs lower and further away from the shaft, giving it slightly more depth in the dildo too. On the whole it’s a slightly odd-looking dildo, more attractive from some angles than others, and perhaps the least pretty of the seven I own. I suppose if I were more of a Mick Lovell fan than I actually am then I might feel otherwise about it, but from a completely objective standpoint it doesn’t turn me on considerably by itself. I’m sure that were he my favourite porn star then I’d feel differently about it, as the thought of owning a part of someone you really like is a strong part of the appeal of these toys, but I certainly wouldn’t kick its owner out of bed had I ever the opportunity to get my hands on the real deal.

The one thing which keeps bringing me back to Fleshjack dildos time and time again is their stunning realism and attention to detail, and naturally the Mick Lovell is no different in this regard. It is incredibly life-like both to look at and to hold in your hands, in a way which other ‘realistic’ dildos seldom are, so Fleshjack clearly deserves kudos for whatever techniques they developed to achieve this. Were it not for the fact that it’s disembodied then it could more than easily be mistaken for a real body part, if someone were to lay eyes upon it inside a room where the lights were dimmed. There’s so much detail to pour over on it if you have the time, because even the most minute aspect is captured exquisitely, from the grain of the skin, to the small veins along the surface of the shaft, and even every wrinkle and hair follicle on the scrotum.

The dildo is manufactured from 100% platinum silicone in a pale flesh-tone. As the Bel Ami range is relatively new all the dildos are made from the softer silicone, like with the Dolph Lambert and Kevin Warhol models which I reviewed, and I find this exhibits quite similar properties to the silicone used in the Tantus Pack ‘n’ Play line. It’s a really lovely material to squeeze as it has a lot of give in the surface, and it’s easy to bend back and forth, and even twist or stretch slightly. As always the quality of construction is absolutely impeccable, and I’ve examined the dildo with all five senses without being able to find a single flaw in it to complain about, nor a mould-line in sight.

When it comes to using the dildo the initial insertion is a mostly effortless experience thanks to the nice tapered head and its modest size, but it quickly becomes apparent that the pronounced nature of the coronal ridge is going to cause some quite intense feelings against the sphincter. Normally the soft silicone is quite gentle and comfortable, cushioning things as the toy enters the body, but here it’s not quite enough to accommodate the shape, and you wish for a softer Vixen dual-density coating as it almost scrapes its way through. Once you are over the corona you feel a slight bump of relief as the head pops completely inside, and because the top of the shaft is narrower than the head itself it gives you a place to pause briefly before going further. The taper of the shaft is quite gentle, allowing you to go at a steady pace, slowly stretching yourself out to what is quite a significant thickness at the widest point. Due to the high level of realism in the dildo all the minute detail of the skin and veins that’s captured in the surface creates a noticeable level of texture, which in turn causes a degree of drag. In the stretching phase you really do feel every little bit of this texture and drag, so it doesn’t glide in completely smoothly, and it’s necessary to have a thicker anal lube to help with this. As the dildo goes deeper the thickness becomes more and more apparent and it feels like it’s going to keep on getting wider forever, but at the same time something feels slightly wrong about the way that it’s stretching you out. The issue actually comes down to the shape of the dildo, and that broad flat central section. The anus itself is actually an oval, but it’s a tall thin oval rather than a short wide oval, so when you try to insert the dildo it stretches out the sphincter too much in the wrong direction. The only way to really get around this fact and make things feel more comfortable is to rotate the dildo by 90 degrees and insert it sideways, which isn’t really ideal.

You have a couple of options of how you can choose to use the dildo, questions of orientation aside. The balls at the base make a convenient handle to grab onto and manually thrust with, but their size and broad footprint also give the dildo a low centre of gravity, so you can stand it upright somewhere and ride it without it toppling over. Because the dildo has a thick shaft, without too much curve, it has enough structural integrity to allow you to squat over it and insert it without having to guide the tip in by hand. This is quite useful in case you ever get too energetic during play and slip off the end, as you can just drop back down again and have it inside you without fussing around. Some of the advantages of the dildo come in terms of how much you can insert. It’s a little bit longer than the average rectum, but because of the narrower tip it makes it easier to get it deeper into the body if you’re determined to try and use every last inch, and the flexible silicone will help curve around in the body to a degree too, further aiding the process. Because the tip of the dildo is quite nice and soft you can afford to be fairly rough when messing around with it, without worrying about internal discomfort, and a vigorous thrusting session isn’t likely to result in you experiencing an unpleasant poking feeling inside.

Actually thrusting with the dildo wasn’t a terribly pleasurable experience for me, no matter what technique or orientation I tried with it. Despite having experience in the past with toys larger than this, the wide middle section always left the sphincter feeling overly stretched with every thrust, and pretty much discouraged me from wanting to keep repeating the motion. Even after the sphincter had relaxed enough to allow thrusting the texture of the surface still aggravated the soft tissues around the muscle. The other issue was that the section that was inside me didn’t seem to be doing anything. The slight curve, the ridge on the head, none of it was having any effect on my prostate, so I was failing to get any enjoyment out of the experience. The shape of the toy places the narrowest part inside the body and the widest point further out where the sphincter is, which is actually the reverse of what I find works best. Compare it to the fantastic Tantus Duke which has the opposite arrangement and is one of my favourite toys. It feels a little strange criticising the design of this toy because it wasn’t really designed at all, it was copied from nature, but this is one penis which really should never have been made into a dildo, at least not after someone tested out the first prototype. It’s sort of a shame really because I’ve yet to be disappointed by anything in the Fleshjack range (especially something coming from a cute guy like Mick), but if it’s taught me anything it’s that I prefer a more traditional penis shape, with a big bulbous head and a uniformly thick shaft. In fact now that I think about it, this comes close to being as bad as the shape of the awful James Deen dildo I tried a while back. I can hardly stress enough how much I did not like using this dildo.

The dildo comes packaged inside a cardboard box, but something a little more than just an ordinary box. The box is black for the most part, and adorned with various brand logos and images of Mick holding his dildo, but the front of the box is actually a door which can be opened. The flap is held down with velcro, but once opened you can see the contents of the box inside clearly through a plastic window. The dildo is held securely inside the box by a plastic tray which is moulded to the shape of it. On the whole the packaging is nice and it’s perfectly suited to storing the dildo in long term.

Overall I’d have to say that this is probably the first dildo from Fleshjack that I wouldn’t recommend. When it comes to making highly-detailed realistic dildos Fleshjack really are the masters, and this is undoubtedly up their usual standards, but the problem just appears to be the source material. Unfortunately Mick Lovell‘s penis just isn’t a very comfortable shape to ride when reproduced in silicone, and every time I’ve tried it I’ve been disappointed. There are simply better toys out there in terms of sensation, rather than wasting your time and money on this one. Unless you’re a die hard fan of Mick who wants to see and feel his dick up close (and store it in a display case, because using it will wreck any fantasy), then I’d suggest you steer clear and try one of the other six of these that I’ve reviewed and would recommend over this.

The Mick Lovell dildo is available from Esmale where you can get an extra 10% off when you use the code ‘INCEND10’ and the checkout. 

Alternatively you can purchase it directly from Fleshjack, along with the other Bel Ami boys:

 

Dolph Lambert Dildo

June is upon us and what better way to kick it off than with another Fleshjack dildo review? Better yet it marks the return of the Bel Ami boys as I check out Kevin‘s friend and scene partner Dolph Lambert.
This review comes a little overdue as I was originally supposed to review the dildo back in April, as part as my Fleshjack challenge (my self-imposed goal to review a different Fleshjack dildo every month of 2013), but unfortunately the company which originally offered it to me suddenly dropped off the face of the planet and ceased responding to e-mails. My subsequent attempts to secure one for review in May also came up against a brick wall, but thanks to a 20% off sale over at the wonderful Esmale I decided to splash out and grab one myself for a bargain price, after all it would be a shame to let all this lovely artwork go to waste.
Check out the review below.

The Dolph Lambert is another one of the big girthy dildos that we’ve all come to expect from Fleshjack, and proof that the men of Europe are packing just as much in the trouser department as all the stars of gay porn from across the Pond. The dildo measures in at 7 1/8″ in total length, with a maximum of 5 3/4″ of that being actually insertable. Around the middle of the shaft the girth comes in at an impressive 6″, and this thickness continues uniformly right down to the base.
The dildo is manufactured from 100% platinum silicone in a pale flesh-tone. As the Bel Ami range is relatively new all the dildos are made from the softer silicone, like with the Kevin Warhol and Brent Everett models which I reviewed, and I find this exhibits quite similar properties to the silicone used in the Tantus Pack ‘n’ Play line. It’s a really lovely material to squeeze as it has a lot of give in the surface, and it’s easy to bend back and forth, and even twist or stretch slightly. As always the quality of construction is absolutely impeccable, and I’ve examined the dildo with all five senses without being able to find a single flaw in it to complain about, nor a mould-line in sight.
The one thing which keeps bringing me back to Fleshjack dildos time and time again is their stunning realism and attention to detail, and naturally the Dolph Lambert is no different in this regard. It is incredibly life-like both to look at and to hold in your hands, in a way which other ‘realistic’ dildos seldom are, so Fleshjack clearly deserves kudos for whatever techniques they developed to achieve this. Were it not for the fact that it’s disembodied then it could more than easily be mistaken for a real body part, if someone were to lay eyes upon it inside a room where the lights were dimmed. There’s so much detail to pour over on it if you have the time, because even the most minute aspect is captured exquisitely, from the grain of the skin, to the small veins along the surface of the shaft, and even every wrinkle and hair follicle on the scrotum.

The dildo starts off with a nicely-shaped head which is quite well-proportioned. From the front it has a traditional bell shape to it, and it flares out at the corona leaving it slightly wider than the shaft. Looking at it from the side it’s actually not all that thick, so it does have the effect of leaving a nice taper in place for you to take advantage of during use. The glans is largely smooth, though it does have around half a dozen small raised bumps along the surface of it, which appear to be anatomical peculiarities particular to Dolph, though I can’t say I’ve ever noticed them when watching him in action. While they don’t really detract in any marked way, I think that possibly there’s such a thing as too much realism, and I can’t see anyone complaining had they just chosen to shave them off the mould. At the top of the head is a long deep meatus (the opening into the urethra), and it’s captured so well that you could really imagine probing it with your tongue were you fortunate enough to have the opportunity to give the real Dolph Lambert a blow job. Directly below the meatus a subtle frenulum connects the head to the shaft, as indicated by some folds in the skin. Given their European roots the guys from Bel Ami are some of the few Fleshjack Boys who aren’t circumcised, so you get the bonus of some extra detailing at the top of the shaft of where the foreskin sits. Dolph’s foreskin really seems to hug the rim of the head quite tightly when retracted, and it bunches up against the corona. In a way its close proximity does take something away from the head, as without that clear step down from head to shaft the impact and prominence of it is lessened. It’s different to on the Kevin model, where there was a good 1/8″ gap between the ridge of the glans and the fold of skin, and it does make you want to reach out and pull the foreskin down further, if only these things weren’t immobile on dildos. It also makes an interesting contrast with the Jason Visconti dildo, where the much looser foreskin smooths out over the shaft and is barely noticeable. Aside from around the head the whole shaft has a largely uniform thickness, and it curves upwards slightly towards the tip much in the same way as the Kevin Warhol dildo does. The underside of the shaft has a lovely thick and pronounced central column, which not only makes it look impressive and strangely mighty, but which also gives it an almost circular cross-section. At the base of the shaft is an impressive-looking pair of large and asymmetric balls. The left testicle is notably much larger than the right, and it sits higher and closer to the shaft, giving it more depth in the dildo too. On the whole it’s a pretty attractive dildo, but I think that largely I like it as a Dolph Lambert fan, rather than as an impartial observer. From an objective standpoint there are dildos with an aesthetic which better meets my perfect penis criteria, so perhaps it doesn’t entirely stand on its own, but then I am renowned for my fussiness. I certainly wouldn’t kick its owner out of bed.

The nice tapered head allows the dildo to slip quite easily into the body, in spite of its overall size, and the soft silicone feels gentle and comfortable against the sphincter. As you pass over the coronal ridge, and the fold of foreskin below, you feel a slight bump initially as the head pops inside, and then as the shaft follows you become aware of how wonderfully filling the girth feels. Due to the high level of realism in the dildo all the minute detail of the skin and veins that’s captured in the surface creates a small amount of texture, which in turn causes a degree of drag. It’s a level of drag which is more noticeable on this dildo than the others, but you’re only really aware of it at the start as the more your sphincter relaxes during use the more the slight texture fades into the background. Use of a thick, high-quality, anal lube also helps minimise this feeling further if you’d rather avoid it.

You have a couple of options of how you can choose to use the dildo; the balls at the base make a convenient handle to grab onto and manually thrust with, but their size and broad footprint also give the dildo a low centre of gravity, so you can stand it upright somewhere and ride it without it toppling over. Because the dildo has a nice thick shaft, without too much curve, it has enough structural integrity to allow you to squat over it and insert it without having to guide the tip in by hand. This is quite useful in case you get too energetic during play and slip off the end, as you can just drop back down again and have it inside you without fussing around. At the same time the material still manages to maintain enough flex to allow the dildo to bend around all inside the body and give a really comfortable ride by adapting to the internal shape of the anatomy.

The total insertable length of the dildo is such that most people will probably be able to make use of the majority of it straight away, and that leaves you with just under an inch or so to play around with and try to get inside as you progress. Because the tip of the dildo is quite nice and soft you can afford to be fairly rough when messing around with it, without worrying about discomfort, and a vigorous thrusting session is likely to result in you inserting the dildo deeper than you expected to be able to. It doesn’t really matter that much which way you insert the dildo, as the subtle curve doesn’t affect the performance greatly, but it can be fun just to play around and see if you discover a slight preference for one way more than the other. Either way it’s a pretty nice toy for getting some prostate stimulation, as the thick shaft rubs back and forth across it you thrust. I really do enjoy this dildo for thrusting; the girth of it just feels wonderful, and you get that nice little bit of stretch in the sphincter, as well as a full feeling which extends deep inside you. It’s probably not the ideal dildo for a beginner, simply in terms of its thickness – Kevin is a much more suitable candidate in that regard. For any Dolph Lambert fan out there though, it’s definitely a size that’s worth working up to, as it feels great when it’s in, and you get that bonus mental factor of knowing just who it is who’s inside you.

The dildo comes packaged inside a cardboard box, but something a little more than just an ordinary box. The box is black for the most part, and adorned with various brand logos and images of Dolph holding his dildo, but the front of the box is actually a door which can be opened. The flap is held down with velcro, but once opened you can see the contents of the box inside clearly through a plastic window. The dildo is held securely inside the box by a plastic tray which is moulded to the shape of it. On the whole the packaging is nice and it’s perfectly suited to storing the dildo in long term.

Overall I’d have to say that I’m just as impressed with this dildo as I have been with every other product I’ve tried from Fleshjack in the past. When it comes to making highly-detailed realistic dildos Fleshjack really are the master at this. There are currently 13 in total to collect, and I’m almost halfway there now with my 6. The Dolph Lambert is a lovely dildo which will appeal to both fans of the man, and fans of girth, especially those looking for something filling to please the prostate. It may not quite make it into my top 3 if I were to rank them all, but that doesn’t mean that is still isn’t a great piece, and I can happily give my full recommendation to it.

The Dolph Lambert dildo is available from Esmale where you can get an extra 10% off when you use the code ‘INCEND10’ at the checkout.

Alternatively you can purchase it directly from Fleshjack, along with the other Bel Ami boys:

Brent Everett Dildo

I’ll admit that it’s rare for me to get excited about a sex toy these days, but this one is an exception. Ever since I first discovered that Fleshjack were making a Brent Everett dildo I’ve wanted one. I lusted after it long before I was sent the Pierre Fitch dildo in September 2011, and that desire never went away, even as I collected Brent Corrigan, Jason Visconti, and Kevin Warhol. I have fond memories of Brent Everett, he was probably the first porn star I ever developed an interest in, back when I was 16 and a confused gay teenager. Not only was he cute to look at but his penis was nothing short of magnificent, and something which couldn’t fail to become an instant object of desire.

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After my brief foray recently into the realm of the smaller dildos that Fleshjack make, the Brent Everett marks a clear return to those big penises which we’ve all come to expect from porn. It stands up there proudly amongst the Pierre Fitch and Brent Corrigan, matching them in size, and of course I feel this is going to lead to another photo opportunity, so soon after my last. The dildo measures in at a shave under 8″ from base to tip, and of that around 6 3/4″ are actually insertable. Once you discount the balls which comprise the base, this puts the insertable length on par with the Brent Corrigan dildo, which is the largest Fleshjack toy I own so far, and in fact you get an extra 1/8″ of usable length here. The average girth is 5 5/8″, which again is the same as on the Brent Corrigan model, but down at the base of the shaft the widest insertable section measures a whopping 6 1/2″ around, so that’s something to look forward to if you can get it all the way in.

The dildo is manufactured from 100% platinum silicone in a pale flesh-tone. Like all my Fleshjack dildos now, bar the older Pierre Fitch model, it’s made from the current softer silicone formulation. If you were to compare it to another material from another manufacturer then its properties most closely resemble the SuperSoft silicone used in the Tantus Pack ‘n’ Play line. It’s a really lovely material to squeeze as it has a lot of give in the surface, and it’s easy to bend back and forth, and even twist or stretch slightly, in spite of the dildo’s thickness. Like with every other Fleshjack dildo the quality of construction is superb and nothing short of faultless; I’ve examined it from head to balls and I can’t find even the slightest flaw to complain about, nor is there a single mould-line in sight.

The one thing which really makes Fleshjack dildos stand out from the crowd is the stunning level of detail which they incorporate. You can’t look at it and hold it in your hands without thinking how incredibly lifelike it is. I have my fair share of “realistic” dildos, but put them side by side and there’s no comparison; one is just an object which looks like a penis, while the Fleshjack actually is a penis. Every single detail captured in the silicone helps to bring it to life, from the deep dorsal vein, the surface capillaries, the grain of the shaft skin, the subtle texture of the glans, and the goosebump-like hair follicles dotted across the scrotum. I’ve used the word “exquisite” before and I’ll use it again, because that’s what these dildos are. They’re more than just sex toys, they’re sculptures of phallic-art. The use of a live model gives these dildos an edge which other products lack, and I have to tip my hat to Fleshjack for being the only company who can really pull this off so successfully. One of the reasons I love to collect these dildos is to compare them, and it’s precisely because of the level of detail that makes this worthwhile. You take Brent Everett, Pierre Fitch, and Brent Corrigan, three men with three large circumcised penises, and each one no less unique than a fingerprint. Beyond the glans shapes and shaft curvatures, it’s those subtle details which make it all so fascinating, and provide an unexpected insight into anatomy.

Starting up at the top of the dildo Brent Everett has got a really nice-sized glans, and probably the biggest one so far, marginally squeezing out Brent Corrigan. The head is quite big from all angles, being long, wide, and thick, giving it a good well-rounded shape. It has quite a taper to it as it comes down from the tip, and it flares out nicely on all sides, leaving the corona standing proud of the shaft by as much as 5mm in some places. The surface of the head is mostly smooth, though it lacks the near-glossiness of the Kevin Warhol, with the only real detail being the urinary meatus (the opening into the urethra). The meatus is incredibly subtle on this dildo, even more so than on the Pierre Fitch, and it doesn’t extend into the toy by any depth. There’s enough detail there that it almost looks like a small pair of pursed lips, but I wouldn’t describe it as a significant feature. Immediately below the head the shaft is quite thick where it meets it, with no real sense of narrowing. Along the underside is an 1 1/4″ length of frenulum-remnant which joins up with the head, much like on the Pierre Fitch, though it stands more proud. The shaft of Brent’s penis is mostly straight and of a uniform thickness along its length, though it does have a slight upward curve which begins somewhere around the middle. The surface of the shaft is one of the more textured that I’ve encountered, because of the amount of raised veins featured along the underside. At the base of the shaft is a pair of balls which are actually quite modest by the standards of this dildo collection, and they join onto the shaft with a rather unfortunate crease in the skin which spoils the mound-like appearance as seen in some of the others. In the same way as the huge balls on the Brent Corrigan dildo make it look deceptively small in photos, the small balls of the Brent Everett make the rest of it appear especially large in turn.

One funny thing about the dildo is that it’s not as much like Brent as I thought it would be. That probably sounds strange, after all it’s moulded directly from him, so how can it not be like him? Well what it comes down to is the shape of the head. I’ve watched a lot of Brent Everett porn in my life; I know exactly what that meaty mushroom-esque glans looks like, and frankly the dildo is just somewhat different. The head appears less full than I would have expected; it’s slightly elongated and more pointed at the tip, and it even appears to lean forwards slightly. I went so far as to compare it against a few dozen high-res images I dug up on the Internet, just for the sake of thoroughness, and I can safely say that I’m not just imagining it. The question then becomes, how can this be? Well the simple fact is that penises are mercurial, each one has no single shape for hard and soft, and depending on the level of blood flow they can take on a slightly different form. It could just be the case that Brent wasn’t at his usual level of hardness when the mould was taken, and the head deflated slightly, or it could be the opposite, if Brent was wearing a tight cock ring during the moulding then more blood could have been forced into the head and changed its shape. Either possibility is quite feasible. What does this mean about the dildo though? Well for most people, probably not a great deal, it’s still distinctively Brent after all, and a beautiful piece in general. For me there is a slight sense of disappointment, simply from a perspective of familiarity. That penis that I saw in the photos and videos so many times was the one which I lusted after so strongly, that was the one which had a head proportioned in a way which looked perfect in my eyes. This one is different. It’s no less of a turn-on, and no less of a sense of “wow, I actually have Brent Everett‘s penis, this is exciting,” it’s just not Brent Everett’s penis the way that I’m used to it. I still love it and would buy it again, but there is a little adjustment to make in terms of my initial expectations. I’d be lying if I said I wouldn’t prefer it to look more like the photos, but this really is the closest I’m ever going to get to the real thing, and everything else about it is so spectacular that I can still be content with the way it is.

The nice tapered head allows the dildo to slip quite easily into the body, in spite of its size, and the soft silicone feels gentle and comfortable against the sphincter. As you pass over the coronal ridge you feel a slight bump initially as the head pops inside, and then as the shaft follows you become aware of how wonderfully filling the girth feels. Due to the high level of realism in the dildo all the minute detail of the skin and veins that’s captured in the surface creates a small amount of texture, which in turn causes a degree of drag. It’s a level of drag which is more noticeable on this dildo than the others, but you’re only really aware of it at the start as the more your sphincter relaxes during use the more the slight texture fades into the background. Use of a thick, high-quality, anal lube also helps minimise this feeling further if you’d rather avoid it.

You have a couple of options of how you can choose to use the dildo; the balls at the base make a convenient handle to grab onto and manually thrust with, but their size and broad footprint also give the dildo a low centre of gravity, so you can stand it upright somewhere and ride it without it toppling over. Because the dildo has a nice thick shaft, without too much curve, it has enough structural integrity to allow you to squat over it and insert it without having to guide the tip in by hand. This is quite useful in case you get too energetic during play and slip off the end, as you can just drop back down again and have it inside you without fussing around. At the same time the material still manages to maintain enough flex to allow the dildo to bend around all inside the body and give a really comfortable ride by adapting to the internal shape of the anatomy.

The impressive length of the dildo means that most people probably won’t be able to insert the entire thing without practice, but once it’s in as far as you can manage the soft tip presses gently against the top of the rectum, showing your limit without discomfort. Even if you only manage 5 1/2″ to start with, visually it still looks like quite an achievement as the protrusion of the buttocks hides the last inch or so. It doesn’t really matter that much which way you insert the dildo, as the subtle curve doesn’t affect the performance greatly, but it can be fun just to play around and see if you discover a slight preference for one way more than the other. Either way it’s a pretty nice toy for getting some prostate stimulation; the bulbous head on the end and the thick shaft really rub back and forth across the prostate as you thrust. I absolutely love this dildo for thrusting, and it’s pretty much down to its size. The girth of it just feels fantastic; you get that nice little bit of stretch in the sphincter, as well as a full feeling which extends deep inside you. You can really begin to get a good idea of why the guys in the porn videos moan so much when they’re on the receiving end of it. The sensation of this thick shaft gliding deep inside you with long smooth strokes is second to none. Once you get that first taste of it you quickly develop an appetite, and it’s ever so easy to lose track of time as you keep enjoying more and more. It may not be a dildo for a beginner, but it’s definitely one worth working up to, as it is an experience all in itself. Bigger may not always be better, as the Kevin Warhol proved so well, but if you like them big then this is oh so good, and something not to be missed.

The dildo comes packaged inside a cardboard box, but something a little more than just an ordinary box. The box is black for the most part, and adorned with various brand logos and images of Brent holding his dildo, but the front of the box is actually a door which can be opened. The flap is held down with velcro, but once opened you can see the contents of the box inside clearly through a plastic window. The dildo is held securely inside the box by a plastic tray which is moulded to the shape of it. On the whole the packaging is nice and it’s perfectly suited to storing the dildo in long term.

Overall I’d have to say that I’m just as impressed with this dildo as I have been with every other product I’ve tried from Fleshjack in the past. When it comes to making highly-detailed realistic dildos Fleshjack really are the master at this. It’s hard for me to say right now which is my favourite of the ones I own, and it may even come down to a tie between the two Brents. All I can say for sure is that this is a fantastic dildo, and that I can highly recommend to those who are Brent Everett fans or otherwise. It definitely is a larger dildo, so be aware of that before you buy it, but if you can handle the size you certainly won’t regret getting one for yourself.

The Brent Everett dildo is available from Lovehoney, and from Esmale where you can get an extra 10% off when you use the code ‘INCEND10’ and the checkout.

Alternatively you can purchase it directly from Fleshjack, by clicking on the image of Brent below, and they ship from locations in the US, Canada, Australia, and Spain: