Max Konnor Dildo

I’ll be honest, when it comes to paying for shipping I’ll do anything to avoid it, even if that means filling my cart with more than I first intended. This is exactly what happened to me back in October when I was buying my Angel Rivera dildo, and it’s how I ended up with this beauty.

For me Fleshjack dildos have always been about more than just the product itself; there’s something psychological about it. It’s not just that you have a beautifully-sculpted dildo, it’s about who that dildo represents. That porn star who you’ve watched on screen and lusted over countless times, suddenly you’re the closest you’re ever going to get to holding their dick in your hands, acquainting it with other parts of your body, and that’s pretty hot. In this case, however, none of that applies.

I must admit that before I went supplementary dildo hunting I’d never heard of Max Konnor, though I did quickly discover that he’d done a scene with Angel which somehow made purchasing them together seem all the more fitting. When I did look him up he wasn’t really my type, and that presented something of a dilemma. Did I really want the dildo of someone I wasn’t attracted to? Wouldn’t that defeat a significant part of the purpose of Fleshjack Boys products?

As it happened I decided that no, it didn’t matter in this instance. The more I looked at the dildo the more I thought that it was a really good-looking dick, and the more I wanted it on that basis alone. This was no longer about the person at all. The dildo had become its own entity as mentally I separated the two. I’d also realised at some point that, despite having a collection of toys in almost every colour of the rainbow, nearly all of my realistic dildos were some variant on beige, and that was getting a little boring. I’ve always felt that there was something quite beautiful about a dark chocolatey-brown dick, and suddenly I wanted a perfect example to add to my collection.

The Max Konnor dildo certainly is an imposing sight to behold. As you slide it out of the box and wrap your hands around the shaft you realise that this one is all about the girth. There really is no shying away from the fact that size reigns supreme here; it’s the kind of cock that, were you to pull it out of someone’s pants on a date, would instantly make you go a little weak at the knees. I just found myself tentatively holding it and squeezing it gently, imagining what it was going to feel like inside me later. I’ve certainly had bigger over the years, but again it’s that little thought in the back of your mind telling you that this is based off a real penis that’s swinging around in someone’s pants at this exact size, and somehow that makes it more exciting.

The actual shape of the dildo is quite aesthetically pleasing (weirdly I think the dildo actually looks hotter than photos I’ve seen of Max’s real penis) but on the whole I wouldn’t describe it as especially interesting. I know it’s an odd thing to say, but some dicks just have more character than others, and this one does lean a little more towards a generic penis look. It’s jammed packed full of all of Fleshjack’s realistic detail for you to appreciate: a wrinkled scrotum, veins along the shaft, hair follicles, skin grain, everything to remind you that this is someone’s actual dick. My favourite part of the dildo is the head, but it seems quite understated at first. At a glance it’s clear that it’s the shaft that’s going to be doing the heavy lifting with this toy, that’s where all the girth is, but it’s more or less just a straight upright cylinder with a fairly uniform cross-section. The head is the key to unlocking all of this, however. Next to the rest of the dildo the head is comparatively small. It doesn’t flare out like some bulbous mushroom at the tip, but rather it provides a lovely taper which will only aid insertion rather than being an obstacle. It also looks positively delicious, like the most enticing chocolate in the box. It’s completely smooth, with gentle sweeping contours and a delightfully rounded corona, and on the underside there’s a subtle ridge of frenulum going down the shaft.

When it comes to use there really is very little nuance. While I talked at length about how the Angel Rivera is the “boyfriend dick,” the Max Konnor is the dick you want when all you care about is getting fucked hard and stretched out. It’s the dick that’s there to bludgeon your insides and make you feel submissive, and frankly there’s a lot of fun in that. I can’t help but compare it to the Angel Rivera because ever since I bought them both I seem to have a habit of using them back to back, but they couldn’t be more different. The Max Konnor isn’t a toy that I’d be inclined to use on a regular basis, because (outside of reviewing) I have to be in a specific mood for larger toys, but as large toys go it’s pretty great.

The tapered head slips easily inside and you feel that little bump as the muscle pops over the ridge of the corona and lands on the narrowest part of the shaft. It feels like a walk in the park, and then you keep going. That’s when you begin to feel it and the change is almost immediate and it doesn’t let up. From past experience you subconsciously expect the shaft to get thinner after the head, or to at least normalise quite quickly, but all you feel is it steadily stretching you out more and more. The sensation isn’t confined to the muscle though, internally there’s a real feeling of fullness as it moves deeper, and if you’re someone who really enjoys that then you’re going to love this dildo.

Once you get onto thrusting all you really feel is that size. It hits the prostate on every stroke because it can’t not. That extra thickness in the shaft makes the silicone seem firmer and act less flexibly. You feel that fullness moving back and forth, the vacillating stretch of the muscle as it passes over different thickness of the shaft, and that constant deep massaging of the prostate through every stroke. It feels great but there’s no sense of any technique, it’s just raw pounding. Where as the Angel Rivera almost feels like some deft and skilful manoeuvre in pleasuring you at every turn, the Max Konnor is figuratively just a powerful throbbing piece of meat impaling you.

As much as I enjoy that it’s not something that I can sustain for long. After the initial thrill of taking a guy who’s hung you reach a point where you just want him to cum so you can throw yourself prostrate on the bed, breathe deeply, and feel completely and utterly spent. This is exactly what the Max Konnor delivers when you hop off it after a good session, so you won’t be disappointed.

Like the Angel Rivera dildo the Max Konnor comes with a suction cup hole in the base into which you can attach all manner of exciting new attachments, so watch this space and I might review some in the future!

I have to say I really am quite fond of the Max Konnor dildo. Not only is it rather lovely to look at, but it fills that spot of being a large toy that still falls within the bounds of realism. It might not be boyfriend dick, but sometimes we all just feel like getting worked over by a guy who’s truly hung.

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