The Rentman Dildo by Hankey’s Toys

And so we finally come to the Rentman, the dildo which started it all and first drew me to the wonderful brand that is Mr Hankey.
 
I can’t think of a better way to kick off 2019, and I hope you’re ready for it too!
 
 
In the pantheon of realistic dildos the Rentman is a whopper, a Goliath, a toy you can hardly imagine was directly moulded from a real man. Who is he for that matter, can his partners walk without needing a wheelchair afterwards, does anyone truly know?
 
There’s a reason why I left this one until last, and that’s because frankly I needed to work my way up to it through my journey of other toys first. As much as I love a big toy it’s just not every day that I use one, and they do require a bit of prep – not to mention that smaller toys just don’t feel quite the same in their wake.
 

As with all Hankey products the Rentman is available in an assortment of sizes, Small, Medium, Large/XL, and XXXL, which is a little funny if you think about it. I don’t know that I’ve ever encountered a company upsizing people’s dicks before, but I think they might actually be onto something. If you’ve read my last two reviews then you won’t be surprised to hear that I picked the Small model, which also happens to be the life-sized version. This was partly for practical reasons (which you’ll understand when we get to the dimensions) and partly because I wanted to experience this thing in its true form. The Small measures 9 1/4″ in length, with around 7 1/2″ of that being insertable, and the circumference at the widest point is 6 1/2″, so there’s really no question that this guy is hung to begin with.

 
What first drew me to this dildo, in all honesty, is that it’s pretty. I’ll admit it, I’m a dick man. Some guys like butts, some guys like feet, but there’s a reason why I have an ever-growing collection of pornstar penis replicas. I love a good-looking dick, and when I first laid eyes on the Rentman I knew I had to acquire it. It exudes its own sexual energy, and from every angle it’s completely enticing, with its thick perfectly-proportioned shaft, generous pair of balls, and sleek shapely head. Up close the level of detail it reproduces is impressive too, and easily on par with anything I’ve seen from the likes of Fleshjack. It captures every pore in the skin, all the small veins along the surface of the shaft, and every subtle crease in the head. It’s fun to explore and discover all its quirks, like the unusually prominent frenulum captured on the underside. It’s truly a dildo designed for people who appreciate the male anatomy, and what’s especially nice is that they include a video of the unmoulding, so you can compare it directly with the real thing. 
 

The Rentman is made from 100% platinum silicone, and comes in a choice of two firmnesses – Medium Firm and 75% Soft. I opted for the 75% Soft again and I think this level of squishiness gives the perfectly realistic feel for a penis. It’s fun to just wrap two hands around the shaft and squeeze it before it goes anywhere near your butt. The surface is the most matte of all my Hankey toys so far, owing to the realistic skin texture, and helpfully the website warns that this texture can have a rougher feel if you opt for the firmer silicone. Again it’s a completely seamless toy, moulded in one solid piece, and a testament to the high quality of this brand.

 
The Rentman comes in a choice of three colours, Black, Deep Brown, or Natural Tan. I opted for Tan and if I’m 100% honest it’s not my favourite flesh-tone in the world. There’s just something slightly washed out and insipid about the colour, like a very milky cup of coffee, and I would have loved a little more of a golden pigment in there to give that “tan” vibe. This is me at my most nit-picky though, and it’s hard to reflect the true colour though photos. 
 
When it comes to use the Rentman is a toy that goes from 0-60 very quickly. There’s a bit of a taper on the head to help ease it in, but then “bam,” you’re suddenly down on the shaft where it remains at that constant thickness straight to the base. If you were hoping for a moment of respite anywhere, then think again. Despite its size the Rentman is actually quite a comfortable toy to insert, largely due to its softness, and also in my case because I’d been doing prep work prior with Taintacle and Dragon, but you definitely feel that pronounced ridge of the head as your sphincter passes over it. Once the head’s in you’ve got nowhere to go but down, and it’s a long straight trip, with no twists or turns along the way. The question is can you manage it all?
 

As the dildo goes deeper you can start to feel the texture of the shaft, even with the soft silicone, so it’s best to use a little extra lube – and preferably a thick one – to make it slide smoothly and avoid any rough or abrasive sensations. The size can be a little overwhelming, but in a good way, especially if the only other big toys you’ve used in the past have been conical plugs. The sheer thickness of the shaft will begin to stretch you at depths you’re unaccustomed to, and it just feels so filing. It definitely requires an advanced level of experience if you want to make use of the whole length, because I daresay it’s not the toy to navigate the twists and turns of your sigmoid colon for the first time, but you needn’t be at that point to enjoy it. I’m not an expert at length myself, and only one time did I come near to getting it in fully, but that took nothing away from my enjoyment. 

 
Where the Rentman really succeeds best is when it comes to the prostate, because it bludgeons it with sheer size with every thrust. You don’t have to insert it particularly deep to achieve that effect, but if you can manage a longer stroke it’s even more spectacular. What’s fun is that you can alter the orientation of the dildo depending on how deep you want to go; short strokes benefit from having the head facing the prostate, so the coronal ridge really drags over it for maximum stimulation, while a deep thrust favours having the dildo facing the other way, so the slight curve in it allows the thick shaft to firmly rub against it. It’s almost guaranteed to make you screw up your face and moan, like a porn star faking some sense of ecstasy, only this time the feeling is real. If you can angle it just right then you can get the double whammy, where the head hits the prostate at the start of the stroke, and then the shaft takes care of the rest further down. It’s a subtly different feeling and is great to experience both together. It’s a dildo that gives you such a good ride that once you hop off it you feel physically drained, and almost want to take up smoking so you can lie back on the bed and light one up like an old-timey movie cliche.
 

One thing I especially like about riding the dildo in particular, is its height. Because it’s so long you can easily squat over it during use, without having to go all the way down to the floor with each motion, or needing to prop it up with something, which is great for the knees. There are of course other ways you can use it, I find it a little bulky and heavy for manual thrusting, but it’s harness compatible, and can be purchased with a vac-u-lock hole if you want to use it with a suction cup, etc.

 
I’ve got to say I’m a really big fan of the Rentman. Not only is it an incredibly beautiful and detailed looking product, but it performs like a charm. If you love that feeling of size and stretch, then you’ll love this toy. If you love the idea of being fucked by someone impossibly hung, then you’ll love this toy. If you love when your prostate sings out in pleasure, then you’ll also love this toy. The Rentman absolutely is the full package, and if you can manage the might of its girth then you’re well on your way to having an incredible experience. 
 
I’ve had an amazing time testing out these different toys from Mr Hankey, and I can’t thank them enough for sending them over. The Rentman is another one that I’m happy to give my full recommendation to. 
 
You can grab the Rentman right now from CloneZone and Prowler in the UK, or directly from the Hankey’s Toys website if you’re anywhere else in the world!