Austin Wilde Dildo

A few weeks ago I was contacted by the folks over at Toys 4 Naughty Boys who asked if I’d be interested in doing a review for them. As tempted as I was by many of the products I saw on their site, once I discovered they had a selection of Fleshjack Boys I knew exactly what I was asking for. 
 
Today I’m going to be looking at the dildo of none other than gay porn star and 35-year-old founder of GuysInSweatpants.com, Austin Wilde. This makes the 11th Fleshjack Boys dildo in my collection, not that I’m obsessed or anything, but I really do love them. 
 

I should start by saying that when it comes to porn stars – and men generally – Austin Wilde really isn’t my type. I think in all my time watching porn I’ve only ever seen one film that he’s been in, and that was because of my interest in the other guy. I point this out because it marks a departure from why I’m typically such a big fan of Fleshjack Boys dildos; the fantasy. 
 
There’s a mental factor that makes it incredibly exciting to think that you’re going to own a replica of a piece of your favourite porn star, to touch it, to hold it, to examine it up close, to feel it inside you. This is especially true when that piece happens to be your favourite star’s picture-perfect penis, the like of which you only find in porn.
 

This obviously isn’t the case for me here, and further to my last point, even taking it just as a disembodied appendage, Austin Wilde doesn’t exactly have the most attractive penis if I’m honest. The head is a little small, the shaft is kind of lumpy and irregular, the whole thing starkly changes colour halfway down, and it has this jagged lopsided circumcision scar that looks like it was left by a doctor working blindfolded. What I’m saying is that in the pantheon of porn star dicks it’s not winning any beauty contests.

 
So why did I want it then? Well aside from the fact that I know that Fleshjack make fantastic products, my experience of sticking hundreds of things up my butt over the past six years has taught me that when it comes to anal pleasure, appearance is pretty low down on the list of important factors. What really counts is shape, size, and material, and how they’re all combined. I saw no reason to write off the Austin Wilde dildo just because physically he isn’t my cup of tea. Something told me that it could be a great toy, and spoiler alert: it feels fantastic.
 
 
The Austin Wilde dildo is quite a sizeable piece of kit. It measures in at a total length of 7 1/2″, with a comfortable 6″ that are actually insertable, but the real talking point is the girth. Around the middle it measures an impressive 6 1/4″, so it’s not one for the beginners out there. 

 

The shape of the dildo starts off with a modestly-sized head, which has the effect of giving a welcome bit of taper to a dildo with a beastly girth later on. The head is for the most part smooth, with only some minor detailing visible, and on the dorsal side it has a slightly prominent coronal ridge which gives a nice little bump before heading down to the shaft. On the reverse the head features a really deep meatus, which runs from the very tip right down to the base of the glans, where it meets up with a raised ridge of frenulum remnant that extends diagonally down the shaft and to the right. 
 
 

The shaft itself has a fairly interesting shape. It starts off relatively narrow just below the head, steadily increasing in thickness towards the midpoint, then narrowing again as it approaches the balls. Spinning the dildo 90 degrees and looking at it from the side reveals that it also grows wide along this axis, though only on one side, giving the subtle appearance of a dorsal “hump.” The shaft has much more visible detailing to be appreciated than the head. Here you can see major veins branching along the length, subtle surface blood vessels wigging about, and all the varying skin textures in intricate detail. This is one of the things which I really love about Fleshjack dildos, the incredible realism that they capture. 

 
At the very base of the dildo is a nice set of balls. There’s not a whole lot of say about them, other than that they complete the package to give you all of Austin, and that they provide the dildo with excellent stability if you plan to stand it up at any point. 
 
The dildo is made from 100% platinum silicone and has a nice bit of squish to it when you squeeze it. As much as I do enjoy this shore of silicone, personally I prefer something ever so slightly softer, like that used by Vixen Creations or Mr Hankey’s toys, as I find it a little more lifelike in sensation. As always because it’s a silicone product it’s completely body-safe and non-toxic, and can be sterilised after use and shared with a partner if desired. 
 
 

In terms of use I found the dildo to be an absolute unexpected pleasure. The head is small enough that it’s possible to insert it comfortably without the need for any warm-up toys, provided you have a little bit of prior experience. As you go down the shaft you notice that first bump from the ridge of the head, and then it just feels as though it’s getting bigger and bigger as it continues to gently stretch you out. Just as you start to think that it’s beginning to get too much, there’s a moment of relief as you feel it narrow ever so slightly, and it continues in this direction until you reach the balls, trading that sense of a stretch in your sphincter for one of fullness near the prostate. 

 

What makes it a joy is once you start to thrust with it, and you experience this whole series of events again, and in reverse, and at an ever more increasing speed. It’s like a wave passing through your body, as you feel your sphincter expand and contract, ebb and flow with every in and out, and simultaneously you feel that fullness inside and pressure against the prostate, and then the lull. There are definitely toys which work in different ways, and this is one which delivers the bulk of its amazing and unique sensations right to the sphincter, and I could honestly thrust with it for ages just to feel the pleasure of that rhythmic stretching. 

 
I’m happy to say that it does also work great on the prostate, thanks to that ridge on the head and the hump around the thickest point of the shaft. It’s not a crazily intense prostate stimulation like you get from some toys with really sharp angles or deep grooves in the shaft, but with every thrust you feel the dildo hit the prostate and firmly rub it to great effect. My favourite method is to ride the dildo, and in this position you can really angle your body to bend the shaft and pull it right into the prostate to maximise the sensation. Another thing I like is how comfortable it is to fully insert the dildo. I’m not a great one with length, but I found I could get to a point where I was sitting on top of the balls with nowhere else to go, which allows great flexibility to thrust vigorously without worrying that you’re going to poke yourself uncomfortably.

 

It’s a dildo that keeps on giving, and the more you play with it the more you discover. I joked on Twitter that every dick you sit on tells its own story, but there is truth in that. It’s like a little journey as you get to know it and figure out all its quirks and the things it can do for your body. I keep finding that I enjoy it more every time I come back to it, and it is immensely satisfying. 

 
 

I have to say that I really am a huge fan of the Austin Wilde dildo. It may not be the prettiest dick in the world, and I may not have any fantasies about the man to whom it belongs, but boy can it get the job done. Whether you’re someone who dreams of getting a good hard fucking from Austin Wilde or not, you’re going to want to know what it feels like to ride this dildo, and I wholeheartedly recommend it.

 
Many thanks to Toys 4 Naughty Boys for sending me this dildo to review. You can grab one right now from their website